Thanks to Kay R. for sending these to me yesterday.  Mwah!
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Most call centers do phone interviews and one of our readers have sent me a list of some of the answers she received during the session.   Please don’t take offense people…this is just to share what is out there.  It happens…no one is perfect.

Q: “Why are you applying for this position?”
A:  “Because I am a customer service now.”
A:  “I have already resigned.  I had an exit interview last night, I’m just waiting for some DIGNITARIES to sign my clearance.”
A:  “I like to interact with different parts of people.”

Q:  “What is excellent customer service to you?”
A:  “Putting your shoe on their part.”

Other one-liners that she heard during the interview:

“You have to excel a lot of effort.”
“My supervisor told me, I’m a monotone on the phone.  She told me to speak natural on phone.”
“I asked my supervisor, ‘Can you check if this call is a monitor?’”
“You know what, but the check was cash!” (HUH?)
“He was actually speaking with another kind, but was talking about the other way around.” (WHAT?!!!)

*****CONTRIBUTED BY KAY R.*****